Showing posts with label dips. Show all posts
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Friday, April 26, 2013

How to Make Really Good Guacamole, Unless You Hate Avocados, Then I Meant to Say "How to Make Really Nasty Guacamole"


Guacamole is one of those things you either love or hate. I really love it. I know people who really hate it. I think it's because of the avocados. Avocados are like Ronald Reagan. You either love him or hate him.

You Will Need:
Image courtesy of Grant Cochrane | FreeDigitalPhotos.net
Mainly because my guacamole isn't as pretty as this.
  • 2 avocados
  • onion (you'll probably only need like ¼ of a large one)
  • tomato (get one or two of those little pear tomatoes or whatever the call the little egg-shaped ones)
  • 1 ½ tablespoons lime juice
  • ½ cup of salsa verde (it's like regular salsa but it's green)
What To Do:
  1. Dice the onion until you have ¼ cup of it. 
  2. Dice the tomato. You need ¼ cup of tomatoes too.
  3. Cut open the avocados. Take out the pits and either grow them into an avocado trees, toss them, or put them in the . Scoop out the gooshy green stuff and put it in a bowl. Smoosh it all up with a fork.
  4. Stir in the onion, tomato, lime juice, and salsa. 
  5. If you like avocados, eat it all by yourself with a fork or get some chips and share with other avocado-lovers.
  6. If you hate avocados, give it to someone who likes avocados and make yourself some cheese dip instead.
Yummmm...or ewww, whichever.